So Easter is coming. I'm on the border about all holydays.



On one hand I very much appreciate and enjoy the tradition but on the other I really do not care about the religous part, well... because I think it's all a bunch of bullcrap.



I may just go back to celebrating the Sabbaths, since at least those are something that I can believe in. Or maybe I'll become Jewish... that would be interesting.



But back to Easter. I never understood what did bunnies have to do with Easter?



I know where the idea of the eggs and the chicks comes from, or even the whole ordeal with the lamb (way more common in Poland then the states).



But what about the bunny? He seemed to have appeared out of nowhere for me, and he's giving out eggs too? What the hell.



So I did some research and "the Easter bunny has a long history as a pagan symbol that predates the Christian holiday".



Of course it's Pagan... there is a reason why the term "fucking like bunnies" is used to described the extremely frisky of us all.



Even more reason for me to celebrate the long eared fellow, and the best way to celebrate that is with something else that's long... and pouncable.