Dave and I have agreed to just stay as friends.
We believe that it is for the best because we would totoally not work out together.
We are both looking for two diffirent things in life right now.
He wants to have a wife.
I want to have some fun.
But we want to stay friends because we have an awesome time together.
He's a great conversationalist and a great cuddler.
Besides I think i'm having trouble involing myself with men these days.
Actually more like since Levi days.
Unless ofcourse the guy treats me like shit and stuff, then I'm head over hills.
What the fuck is my problem anyway?
Levi was the biggest douche ever and I still love him.
Ty was an even bigger fucking douche and I still wanna makeup and be friends, maybe more.
And why is the sex with the assholes always the fucking best.
That's another thing that I need.
Dick.
But I am not willing to settle for shitty dick.
I want Ty back as a fuck buddy.
That sex was damn good.
I'd also take Levi or Nick if the situations were diffirent.
But the way things are rolling now those two suckers better stay the fuck away from me.
Well, no, not Nick, Nick is cool peoples, just his girl needs to shut her fucking mouth.
Marta and I should jump that dirty whore.
That would be fun.
A little best friends bonding time.
Fucking a whore up.
Back to the main idea tho.
I need to get fucking laid.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I need to get the fuck out of here.
Move to LA.
Meet some hot and sexy rockstars.
And have them fuck my brains out.
Damn it.
Even masturbating is starting to loose it's flare.
I mean you can only do that shit for so long.
I'm just angry about my sex life man.
And the only ones willing I am soooooo not interested in.
Jesus Christ.
Where did all the hot men go?